You glare around the world with different questions everyday. You look odd at the person to your left...happy to the one behind you...questioningly to the one on your right...and then, just then, you look fucking pissed at the dumb ass in front of you who just fucking cut you off. These people...these dumb asses are one of a kind. The definition of dumb asses is a thoroughly stupid person; blockhead. Such dumb asses surround your life all the time. For example people cutting you off on the street...or a person winning a Darwin award...or a family member acting stupid...maybe a person you know acting stupid to raise popularity making stupid decisions...but in the end you wonder why they are such a dumb ass...then you realize why they exist. Dumb asses exist only for three reasons:
1. To be a dumb ass
2. So others do not make the same stupid decisions
3. Someone to call to do a favor that you think is retarded, but they will think it is fun.
From those three reasons you completely realize that it is a good thing for them to exist, but also a good idea to not be one. Don't be a dumb ass...just a smart ass!!! :)
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